blazepress:

A tornado full of tumbleweed that is on fire. It’s as if satan is making an entrance.

blazepress:

A tornado full of tumbleweed that is on fire. It’s as if satan is making an entrance.

lizardvvizard:

#HAWKWARD

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

image

I CHOKED

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

felonyvandyke:

i want trans kids to be safe so badly.

Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

vel-sparko:

"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."